She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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