I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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