The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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