this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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