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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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