we're blogging at a bar
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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