You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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