I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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