it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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