Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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