you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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