We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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