mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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