remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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