thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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