Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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