That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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