I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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