She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
That was an excessively violent trivia night
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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