just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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