remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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