As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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