love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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