I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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