you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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