I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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