is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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