she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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