Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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