is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you would pick up someone in the library
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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