I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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