i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
