I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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