im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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