Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
