Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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