I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
