I want to have your abortion
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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