You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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