think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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