If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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