How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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