Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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