i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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