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say what?
wanna hang out?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
dude. I can hear the air.
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