i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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