so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize