what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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