No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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