this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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