But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
