So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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