Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
There's always time for handjobs
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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