the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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