I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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