Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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