just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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